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Red Hot Sea Monkeys Of Venus
June 25, 2008

Oh my gosh! I was so excited! I visit The Chipmunk Club whenever I’m on the computer and today when I went on there was a post called The Chipmunk Club Awards [Part 1] & [Part 2]! And then, it was so funny, you have to go read it. Everything from the search for the Person With A Wig all the way down to the awards to the comments! And so I obviously comment a lot (although Bones 979 comments more -–Yeah Bones!!!) but my award was for Randomest Fan!

Here are the links to all of the awards 🙂 :

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http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h98/iamthegirlnextdoor/BestPeople.png

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h98/iamthegirlnextdoor/BestFriends.png

Oh and by the way, if you’re wondering about the title, I can explain that, well sort of anyway. See I’m taking summer school gym (I did not fail!) so that I do not have to take it next year. And it’s like half way done so we’re switching volleyball teams. This really stinks too because I really liked my old team (The Fluffy Purple Smurfs) but my new team really isn’t that great. What I mean is that they’re all really good and I’m not, just sorta okay. So I decided since I’m on a new team, we should have a new name, hence The Red Hot Sea Monkey’s of Venus!

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April Fool’s Day Prank!
March 31, 2008

Alright here is a good prank to pull on somebody at the office, or in my case, a teacher at school.  This is also quite easy to do and very entertaining if you can see their reaction.

First off, what you do is go to the yellow pages in your phone book and look up a local mortuary or funeral home.

 Second, On a small  piece of paper, such as, a post-it note, write a message saying that a woman named Myra Maines has called and requested you call her back.  Remember, do not tell them where they have called!

Third, leave the note on a desk and get away.

Then, your “victim” will call the funeral home and say something like, “Could I please speak to Myra Maines?”, which sounds a lot like “my remains”.

Tip: Do not put your name on the note.

And remember, have fun, don’t get caught, and play as many pranks as possible.

Happy April Fool’s Day!!! 

Attention!
March 9, 2008

Just a quick heads up: If you don’t already know, you should have set your clocks back one hour last night (and I think changed smoke detector batteries? I’m not entirely sure).  So yes, my computer says 10:59 am, it should be 9:59 am.

I’ll write ’bout something else later.

Just a little fun fact, we have a lot of snow here, yesterday I was playing in my front yard and got stuck up to waist while standing up, then I fell and was at my shoulders. No, seriously.

Farkify It!
March 5, 2008

I have several stories for you today that hopefully will be very, erm, interesting, for a lack of better words. Including:

1.) You are in kindergarten. Your have five dollars. You like candy, and playing little league. And oh yeah, you’re going to buy a football field.

2.) And: If you lost your 150-pound tortoise, the Tracy animal shelter would like to speak to you.

3.) Oh, and one more: Giant pink bunny causing traffic on I-95.

Story Number 1 from Boy’s $5 is lone bid for ball field”

The Palmerton Area School District wanted nearly $2 million for a downtown Palmerton ball field.

Their only offer was for $5.

The modest proposal was scrawled in pencil on an unlined piece of white paper. It was signed Andrew Sabo, who is a kindergartner at Towamensing Elementary School.

Andrew’s offer also came with a picture of the 5-year-old and his teammates on the Palmerton youth flag football team. The team, which was undefeated last year in the Lehigh Valley Youth Football League, plays on the field that was for sale.

Andrew was not at the district’s administration offices Monday afternoon to see his bid opened. But reached at his home later, Andrew said he made his offer ”because they were selling the field,” and that his dad, Dave Sabo, gave him the $5 to make his offer.

Because Andrew’s bid was $1,949,995 less than the minimum sought, the Palmerton Area School Board will not consider it when it meets later this month, said board President Carl Bieling Jr. The board now must decide whether to open another bid process or keep the field for now.

The 3.7-acre ball field at the corner of Delaware Avenue and Seventh Street has been a point of controversy since a developer offered the school district $1.1 million last summer to build a Rite-Aid pharmacy on part of it.

Many residents objected to the school system selling off a community fixture that hosts many recreational teams. Other people thought the offer might be too good to pass up.

The school board eventually rejected the initial offer and decided to set a price of at least $1.95 million for 1.28 acres of the park. The contract also would have required the buyer to build new athletic fields and buildings on the remaining portion of the downtown park and at Palmerton’s middle and high school.

Andrew Sabo picked up on his parents’ conversations about the field and began to worry, his father said. He wanted to know what would happen to the field and where was his team going to play. Finally, he asked his parents if he could buy it.

”It was pretty much to shut him up,” Dave Sabo said. ”I made him understand: You’re not going to win.”

But the bid was not a total joke, Dave Sabo said. He hopes that the school board will recognize that Andrew and his teammates are among many children who enjoy the field and will be affected if it’s sold.

”Once you give up the ground, you’re never going to get it back,” he said, adding that, before the Rite-Aid developer came forward, no one had thought about selling the park.

Bieling said he was not too disappointed by the lack of bids. He initially opposed selling the field, but later said that he could see how a sale would benefit many people involved.

”It’s just another day,” he said.

Andrew is not worried that his bid lost. He has other plans for his $5.

”I guess I’ll buy candy,” he said.

Story number 2 from: 150-Pound Tracy Tortoise to be Reunited with Family

 

TRACY, CA – Animal control officers in Tracy have been contacted by the owner of a 150-pound tortoise that was found wandering around a residential neighborhood Monday afternoon.

David Hay of Rocklin saw the story on News10.net and said in an e-mail, “I immediately knew that the tortoise belonged to my sister and her family who live on S. MacArthur Drive in Tracy.”

Hay wrote that his sister has had the tortoise for about 20 years. “I phoned my sister this morning and she is going to the animal shelter to retrieve Goliath (or “Tippy” as the shelter employees call him).”

Beth Palacios has seen just about every breed of dogs and cats at her job as an animal control officer for the Tracy Animal Shelter. She’s even seen a seal make its way to the shelter. But she’s never encountered what she was called to corral on Monday.

“Dogs and cats are our business,” said Palacios. “I was shocked.”

Derone Thrasher, who lives on south MacArthur Drive, called Palacios Monday afternoon. “There’s this giant turtle walking around and I could tell he was somebody’s pet,” said Thrasher. “If you walked he would just follow you. It was a weird experience.”

The turtle actually is a tortoise – a huge tortoise. “It was heavy,” said Thrasher. “My nephew and I did manage to get it into the truck.”

Beth soon showed up. “I stopped dead in my tracks,” she said. “I mean this thing is huge.” Beth figured the tortoise weighs about 150 pounds. “This is the first we’ve had to deal with a tortoise of this size.”

After some checking on the Internet, Beth discovered the tortoise, which the shelter workers named Tippy, is an African Sulcata. According to Peteducation.com, the African Sulcata tortoise (Geochelone sulcata), or African Spurred tortoise, is surpassed in size only by the giant tortoises of the Galapagos Islands and Seychelles.

Palacios said she’s thrilled Goliath will be reunited with his owner. “The woman said she thinks her husband may have left a gate open,” said Palacios. “They’ll be here to pick him up this afternoon.”

Beth says Tippy, a.k.a. Goliath, has a special place in her heart. “It’s cool that I get to see different animals besides cats and dogs,” she said. “I would rather deal with Tippy any day than a mean Rottweiler.”

 

Story number 3 from: Giant bunny draws attention of police as well as drivers on I-95

PALM BEACH GARDENS — Police wrangled a gigantic pink bunny from atop an overpass above Interstate-95 in Palm Beach Gardens this morning.

“He was a hazard,” said a Gardens dispatcher, and apparently causing quite a traffic back up to boot.

The fuzzy culprit turned out to be the Buzz Bunny, who is promoting Buzz 103.1 FM’s upcoming adult Easter egg hunt.

He was standing on the overpass just south of Donald Ross Road and waving down at drivers.

“I’m going to have to have a talk with the bunny,” said the station’s promotions director Brett Russell. “Obviously we don’t mean to do that.”

The bunny was called in by a Gardens police officer shortly before 8:40 a.m., according to dispatchers.

This was the bunny’s second appearance. He was out yesterday as well and will be popping up all over the county until the big hunt on Singer Island March 15, Russell said. The station scatters 1,031 plastic eggs on the beach with the tickets to a variety of prizes within.

The bunny does make an impression.

“He’s a pretty big bunny. In fact, he barely fits in the suit,” Russell said with a snicker. As for where he’ll turn up next: “The Buzz Bunny is unpredictable. We never know where he’ll go.”

We’re guessing not on an I-95 overpass.

*These are the exact stories from the links in the titles.  And to find more stories, go to Fark.com

I bet you could kill a person with bacon…
March 3, 2008

Okay so I’m sitting on my couch with a laptop and my mom’s making dinner.  We were watching Mad TV, but that got to be kind of weird so then I switched it to a DVD of Two && A Half Men.  And so at the beginning, Alan walks in with (his brother) Charlie.  And Alan has an eye patch and then Charlie says “I’m sorry, Alan, when you said ‘toss me a piece of toast’, I threw you a piece.”  Apparently, you can make a person’s eye bleed, by throwing a a piece of bacon at someone.  Or on tv you can.  So then, Alan is trying to explain to Jake (his son), that even though his parents are divorced, he still likes women.

And then Jake, says “I bet you could kill a person with a piece of bacon, it’s the perfect crime!”.

“And part of a nutritious breakfast too”, responds Uncle Charlie in his usual sarcastic manner.  😀

New Um, Interesting Talent
January 26, 2008

Well everyone has a talent, and most people have multiple talents.  I, for one, would be classified as those with multiple talents.  I can ski, read, and play soccer and other things very well.  No, I’m not trying to brag about myself (or am I…?)

        As you do not know, I’m not the worst singer, not to say I’m the best either, but yeah I can sing alright.  And again, as you will not know, I can do an okay Ausie accent.  My friend Kaity is in choir and can sing too, she can also do, well I’m not sure hat it is, she claims it’s a Swedish accent, and also a West Virginia accent because that’s where her dad lives.

        Getting back to the post:  Yesterday, my mom and me were in the car, sitting in traffic (typical highway exit) and then this lady comes on and starts talking.  It was obvious she was Australian. 

“Way’ve gawt a disablilled vehicle goin nowthboun’ on route something o’ otha’.  This is Shelly Bellbin repawrting.”

It was something like that.  And I doubt that’s her real last name considering all I remember was it started with a “B”, but yeah. So then I liked the accent and started mimicking her.  And then, me and my mom were joking around and some music come on.  I said I wonder if I could sing in an accent like that and sell a record.  I wasn’t serious, but apparently my mom thought it was funny and mentioned I probably could. Can you guess what my new found talent is?

 

Countdown. O.K. Staarrttt…. NOW!
December 30, 2007

Well, as you may have noticed, I haven’t posted in a few days. I’ll just fill you in. My cousins, aunts, and uncles, and my one families dog, were visiting this weekend. Then today, my sister and mom were both working, so I figured, hey, they’re both at work and don’t want to anyway, let’s go see Alvin and the Chipmunks. I must say, I may have been the only teenagers there (maybe I think) but I did enjoy it 😉 Also, today, I’ve been working on a new page for this blog! I can’t say much here, but I will tell you some. First off, the title – is “All”. And I really do mean all. Muhahaha, brb , just found a scary picture of an alpaca ❗

Later….

I’m working on the new page, and it will be awesome. I like the title, though. It’s short, sweet, and to the point. And I can now put Harry Potter stuff on my blog! 😀 Oh, and this is kind of off topic (big surprise there 😉 ) but if you have any blogs or cool sites, let me know, you can just put please go here or something and I will. I’m just curious to see others’ sites. PlzKThx. Hehe, oh and and I showed my one “collage” to my sister, who acts very mature, and even she was laughing a lot. I will be opening this page for everyone very soon. Like on January 4, 2008. Can’t wait! :mrgreen:

Hola
December 26, 2007

See below for English version. Thanks. 😀

¿Oye todos qué está arriba? ¡Yo no anuncié ayer porque obviamente fui Navidad (yayness)! 😉 . Estoy contento que las vacaciones son todavía no sobre. Yo no quiero volver a la escuela mas y hace ni se siente como Navidad. Deseo realmente que nieve 😦 pienso que esto es la primera Navidad que he tenido jamás donde la única nieve es hielo construyó de los arados que casi ha ido. Bien, hay alguna otra nieve, pero yo no cuento las bolas de nieve que puse en mi congelador. Es chistoso, las personas pensaron que bromeaba cuando dije que iba “vender arriba en el espíritu festivo”. :mrgreen: De todos modos, yo no vuelvo hasta el 3 tan yo soy:) acerca de eso. Sí, yo no sé por qué, pero pensaron que escribiría este poste y lo puso en español para cada uno apenas ‘causa que quisiera a 😉 espero que todos goce las vacaciones, y oye, tenemos todavía Año Nuevo para esperar. Y mí, yo soy entretenido muy en este momento porque mis primos, las tías, y los tíos, etc. viene por un día tan nosotros hemos estado “preparando” para ellos. ¿Fue mi idea de mamá de enrollar pilllows para ellos porque ellos permanecen sobre, será obstaculizado, y para razones todavía desconocido a mí, mi abuela dio todos sombreros, los guantes, y. ..sheets? Bien. Consigo ellos vienen sobre, pero ella sabe que tenemos hojas. 🙄 Así que entonces mi papá pensó, “bien por qué hace no ponemos las almohadas en cajas inmensas y entonces cuando ellos dan nosotros regalos, diga ‘caramba, es tan pequeño “. 😆 Así que ahora haremos que y tenemos cajas grandes que usted podría poner las televisiones a esperar bajo nuestro árbol llenaron de almohadas. 😛 Desgraciadamente, yo tengo que limpiar mi cuarto, pero debe estar interesando 😉 .

Hey everyone what’s up? I didn’t post yesterday because obviously it was Christmas (yayness!) 😉 . I’m glad that the holidays are not yet over.  I don’t want to go back to school yet and it doesn’t even feel like Christmas. I really wish it would snow 😦  I think that this is the first Christmas that I’ve ever had where the only snow is ice built up from the plows that’s almost gone. Well, there is some other snow, but I’m not counting the snowballs I put in my freezer. It’s funny, people thought I was joking when I said I was going to “stock up on the holiday spirit”.  :mrgreen:  Anyways, I don’t go back till the 3rd so I’m  🙂  about that. Yeah, I don’t know why, but I thought that I would write this post and put it in Spanish for every one just ’cause I wanted to 😉  I hope everyone is enjoying the holidays, and hey, we still have New Year’s to look forward to. And me, I’m very entertained right now because my cousins, aunts, and uncles, etc. are coming for one day so we have been “preparing” for them. It was my mom’s idea to wrap up pillows for them because they’re staying over, it’s going to be cramped, and for reasons still unknown to me, my grandmother gave everyone hats, gloves, and…sheets? O.K. I get they’re coming over, but she knows we have sheets. 🙄 So then my dad thought, “well why don’t we put the pillows in huge boxes and then when they give us gifts, say ‘ gee, it’s so small”. 😆 So now we’re going to do that and we have big boxes that you could put televisions in waiting under our tree filled with pillows. 😛 Unfortunately, I have to clean my room, but it should be interesting 😉 .

Old Page, New Title
December 20, 2007

I’m looking for some ideas and since you are the peoples who read this blog, why not help me decide. I want to merge the Bunny Hero Labs Pics page with more pictures. I’m pretty sure that nearly everyone in the world finds the pictures on ICanHasCheezburger.com hilarious and I want to add those to one of the oldest pages on this blog- B.H.L. Pics. However, as strange as this seems, I’ve no idea what to call it. I will put more I.C.H.C. pics on here either way. Even if it’s just for ones like this one:
funny pictures
moar funny pictures

Ahh! Help!The Roosters Stole My Pudding!
December 19, 2007

I’m feeling a bit on the hash brown side today. Wanna guess why? Wanna guess why this makes no sense?

    Oh fine, alright I’ll tell you. Um, I said I’d tell you….you can stop begging now…. O.k., seriously, that’s enough. (Sheesh, some people just never learn. Some people even argue with themselves. I know, weird right?) K. well the answer is *drum rolling rooster* : I have no idea! I’m just in a good mood because *drum rolling rooster’s brother appears* :It is 4:12 p.m. and I am out of school for another two weeks! WoOt WoOt! Getting bored of the roosters now aren’t you? Anyway…I have youth club at my church tonight so I’ll probably be leaving soon. Oh yeah, and here’s the funny part: I had a snow day on Monday and they didn’t. *grins* Darn it! I actually had a good post in mind like five minutes ago but the dumb roosters made me forget, ugh.

*5 minutes pass*

    I remembered. Well, we, that is to say me and my friends, Loryn, Kaity, Garrett, and Jorge, we’ve been doing a puppet show in Intro-To-Theatre and we presented today(It was my idea to put in the Fastfod Freestyle from Youtube). I think that my friends think that I’m odd because I said I was going to take my (tube) sock puppet and wear it while I was talking in Spanish class and they just kind of stared at me. Loryn laughed when I showed her my festive peanut butter sandwich (it had sprinkles!).  I don’t get it, it would be funny. My teacher’s just standing there talking and I’m sitting there repeating everything she says with the puppet. And she favors me too for some reason, so as long as she doesn’t see, she wouldn’t care. Yes, that doesn’t make sense, the pudding already told me. But I’m pretty sure that someone would have told her eventually. Hmm, must remember to post pics of the puppets and my health tee that I still haven’t made yet up.

    In other news[this is wear I list a bunch of random stuff]: the second quarter edition of my school’s newspaper came out today and the *my theatre teachers name here*ism is: “Too much mistletoe in December, can lead to a big mistake in September.” That one took me a minute but then I remembered that December to September is 9 months. *hint hint*

    I actually have the other edition right here so I’ll post the first quarter one, it said: “It’s better to have candy on Halloween, than roses on Sweetest Day. Halloween won’t break your heart.” I think that the other one was funnier. Also, I was waiting for sister to pick me up after school yesterday, and one of my neighbors, Jaime, came out of the building. He took one look at me and shouted “Oh my God! *my full name here* had detention!” I did not have detention. Jaime is like a rebellious kid who might not finish high school – and I’m not. So then, today I was at my locker, when the 10th period late bell rang and I closed and was walking through the cafeteria and I ran into him again. He just sort of stared at me for a second in shock because I, obviously, was late too. He doesn’t know this, but I was like almost a minute away from my class. Either way, all I have to say is this: School fees : $125 , messenger bag : $25 – Seeing the look on his face : priceless.

    I have more stuff to post but the pudding limit on my mom’s car is almost full (the rooster said it first!) so I must save it for some other posts. iAdios Amigos!