All

Okay, so this, is ALL. And believe me, I really do mean ALL.

…You have been warned….

Llamas

 

Potter Puppet Pals in “wizard Swears”

Cedric Had a Bad Day

To the tune of Bad Day by Daniel Powter
Where is the moment Cedric needed the most?
He kicked up the leaves and the magic was lost.
They tell him his blue skies faded to gray,
They tell him his passion’s gone away.
And Cedric don’t need no carryin’ on.He stood in the dark just to use a new spell.
Hes faking a smile with his girl Cho.
He tells her his been risking way to much,
He’s falling to pieces everytime.
And Cedric don’t need no carryin’ on.Cause Cedric had a bad day.
He wrote his down,
Threw it in the goblet and entered the tournament.
He says he don’t know.
He tells you no lies,
He works at a smile and you go for a ride.
Cedric had a bad day.
His girlfriend don’t lie,
He’s coming back down from the Swedish Short-Snout.
Cedric had a bad day,
Cedric had a bad day.He needed a blue sky holiday,
and that’s when he went to the ball with Cho.
And Cedric don’t need no carryin’ on.Cedric had a bad day.
He wrote his down,
Threw it in the goblet and entered the tournament.
He says he don’t know.
He tells you no lies,
He works at a smile and you go for a ride.
Cedric had a bad day.
His girlfriend don’t lie,
Hes coming back up with her down from the lake.
Cedric had a bad day.(Oh.. tied for first..)Sometimes his system goes on the blink,
And the whole spell turns out wrong.
He might not make it back and you know,
His dad and cho will be so sad,
And I’m not wrong.So where is the passion when Cedric needed it the most?
Oh him and cho,
He kicked up the leaves and the magic was lost.Cause Cedric had a bad day.
He put his down,
Threw it in the goblet and entered the tournament.
He says he don’t know.
He tells you no lies,
He works at a smile and you go for a ride.
Cedric had a bad day,
He made it through the maze.
But not past Voldemort and now he’s dead.
Cedric had a bad day,
Cho had a bad day.Amos had a bad day.
Harry had bad day.
Krum had a bad day.
Fleur had a bad day.
Everyone had a bad day.Submitted by Rebecca

Recipe for a Deep Fried && Cheese filled Bacon Dog. (Hotdog).

Answering Machine Messages :>>>

Hello. I’m *your name’s* answering machine. What are you?

Rod Serling imitation: You’re dazed, bewildered, trapped in a world without time, where sound collides with color and shadows explode. You see a signpost up ahead — this is no ordinary telephone answering device… You have reached, “The Twilight Phone”.

Sorry, Chris and Susan aren’t here right now. Please leave your name and number after the tone. If you are calling regarding an outstanding debt, please leave your message before the tone.

Austrian Coast Guard, may I help you. (Caller thinks that he/she accidentally dialed long distance.

This is the Literacy Self Test Hotline. After the tone, leave your name and number, and recite a sentence using today’s vocabulary word. Today’s word is “supercilious”.

To scare off annoying Republicans: Hello, and thank you for calling the Hillary ’08 Campaign. Your ten dollar donation to get Hillary elected in 2008 will automatically be charged to your phone bill. If you would like to leave a message…

Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2. If you have multiple personalities, please press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line until we can trace the call. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are manic-depressive, it doesn’t matter which number you press. No one will answer.

Thank you for calling Uncle Tom’s Mortuary and Delicatessen. You stab ’em and we slab ’em. We have specials on Mondays and Thursdays. We are currently unable to come to the phone, but if you leave your number and address at the tone, we’ll be by to pick up the corpse as soon as possible.

Hello, this is Canadian Rock KVKE, you’re on the air.

Don’t worry, there’s more on the way!

And everyone’s favorite Playboy Bunny Calendar. (Yes, I know you love it too!)

bunny-calendar.jpg

Oh-Em-Gee! ! ! It’s the llama song! (And this color is awesome!) 😀

 

FRITALIAN ❗ (Dunkin Donuts commercial)

Lyrics:  Ocho, half-cap, latte-chino, mocha duay, avec moi.

My mouth can’t form these find these words,

Is it French, or is it Italian,

Perhaps…Fritalian?

(The delicious latte is from Dunkin Donuts. You order them in English, not Fritalian.  “America runs on Dunkin!”)

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2 Responses

  1. Sorry, I realize this is quite anywhere near finished but I’ve been kind of preoccupied lately. I’m working on it though. 😉

  2. I’ve got a thing for llamas, can you tell ❓ 😆

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