April Fool’s Day Prank! March 31, 2008

Alright here is a good prank to pull on somebody at the office, or in my case, a teacher at school.  This is also quite easy to do and very entertaining if you can see their reaction.
First off, what you do is go to the yellow pages in your phone book and look up a [...]

Happy Spring March 20, 2008

Well, here are somethings thatI’m going to list: yesterday was dance marathon, today’s the first day of Spring Break, the snow from yesterday melted but there’s still more coming this week, I got my summer school packet for gym for the 08-09 school year, I have a song stuck in my head, and yes, as [...]

Attention! March 9, 2008

Just a quick heads up: If you don’t already know, you should have set your clocks back one hour last night (and I think changed smoke detector batteries? I’m not entirely sure).  So yes, my computer says 10:59 am, it should be 9:59 am.
I’ll write ’bout something else later.
Just a little fun fact, we have [...]

Farkify It! March 5, 2008

I have several stories for you today that hopefully will be very, erm, interesting, for a lack of better words. Including:

1.) You are in kindergarten. Your have five dollars. You like candy, and playing little league. And oh yeah, you’re going to buy a football field.

2.) And: If you lost [...]

so’z um yes February 27, 2008

yes, this post is short, sweet and to the point, unlike yesterdays,  so’z um yes. I had another snow-day today.  It wasn’t too so bad, and yes by the way, I do know that that sentence does not make any sense. I am now out of snowdays, so in other words, I’m hoping for another [...]

Interesting Article && We’re Running Out of Snow-days. February 26, 2008

The Second bit, which is the first bit, therefore becoming the first bit, although it was first the second bit, even though it’s now the first bit, is that today, Tuesday, February whatever, 2008, is that we had our fourth snow-day today. By the way, how come Word doesn’t have a unicorn font type? I’m [...]

Freaky Chinese Horoscope! February 7, 2008

CHINESE HOROSCOPE (FREAKISHLY CORRECT)
DO NOT CHEAT
OR IT WON’T WORK AND
YOU WILL WISH YOU HADN`T.
TAKE 3 MINUTES
TRY THIS – IT WILL FREAK YOU OUT.
repost this
WITHIN AN HOUR OF READING THIS.
IF YOU DO, YOUR WISH WILL COME TRUE.
* REPOST WITH
CHINESE HOROSCOPE(FREAKISHLY CORRECT) Un fortunately I have to write this in comments because wordpress is dumb.

Guess Who Got a Snowday Today? February 1, 2008

SoOoOo…guess what? I got a snowday today? How did you know? Oh, you read the title. Yes, well, anyway, I think that the worst snow days are the days where you get off, but there isn’t even any snow. It all already melted.   It was more of the fact that it snowed a [...]

New Um, Interesting Talent January 26, 2008

Well everyone has a talent, and most people have multiple talents.  I, for one, would be classified as those with multiple talents.  I can ski, read, and play soccer and other things very well.  No, I’m not trying to brag about myself (or am I…?)
        As you do not know, I’m not the worst [...]

I wanna see BK top this cheese whiz filled, bacon wrapped, deepfried hot dog January 22, 2008

The good news: I just had a four and a half day weekend.  The bad news: I was sick the whole time. And now onto our regularly scheduled program…
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I Am Trying to Break Your Heart

Posted by Unpaid Intern on March 19 at 12:37 PM

Or, How I Plan to Kill Erica C. Barnett
By Stranger News Intern [...]