Sarah Palin Prank called from Montreal

November 3, 2008 - Leave a Response

In the days leading up to the election, tension is high, stress everywhere, diverse contradictions and of course tons of fans cheering on their favorite candidate. But as always, where you find the happy enigmatic cheers for one, you’ll come across just as many critics trying to humiliate them. The U.S. presidential election is even more vibrant and exciting this year as the race is between the controversial opportunity that either way, some thing will and must change.

A couple of critics of the possible vice president, the governor of Alaska – Sarah Palin, come from Montreal, Canada. They spent time coming up with prank material and then fighting to get in touch with Sarah Palin on the phone to show off their jokes, all of which happened to be aired on a public radio station in Montreal.

One person who uploaded this video, wrote in the margin:


Transcript Extracts:

Sarkozy: Yes, hello, Governor Palin. Yes hello, Mrs Governor?
Palin: Hello, this is Sarah, how are you?
S: Fine, and you? This is Nicolas Sarkozy speaking, how are you?
P: Oooooh, it’s so good, its so good to hear you. Thank you for calling us.
S: Oh, it’s a pleasure.
P: Thank you sir, we have such great respect for you, John McCain and I. We love you! And thank you for taking a few minutes to talk to me.
S: I follow your campaigns closely with my special American adviser Johnny Hallyday (NOTE: Hallyday is a French singer and actor), you know?
P: Yes! Good.

S: You see, I got elected in France because I’m real and you seem to be someone who’s real as well.
P: Yes. Yeah. Nicolas, we so appreciate this opportunity
S: You know I see you as a president one day, you too.
P: (Giggle) Maybe in eight years! (Giggle)

S: Well, I hope for you. You know, we have a lot in common because personally one of my favourite activities is to hunt, too.
P: Oh, very good! We should go hunting together!
S: Exactly, we could go try hunting by helicopter like you did. I never did that. Like we say in French, on pourrait tuer des bebe phoques, aussi. (We could kill all the baby seals).
P: Well, I think we could have a lot of fun together, as we’re getting work done. We can kill two birds with one stone that way.
S: I just love killing those animals. Mmm, mmm, take away life, that is so fun!
Palin: (Giggle)
S: I’d really love to go, so long as we don’t bring Vice President Cheney.
P: Noooo, I’ll be a careful shot, yes.

S: Yes, you know we have a lot in common also, because except that from my house I can see Belgium. That’s kind of less interesting than you.
P: Well, see, we’re right next door to different countries that we all need to be working with, yes.

S: Some people said in the last days – and I thought that was mean – that you weren’t experienced enough in foreign relations and you know that’s completely false. That’s the thing I said to my great friend, the prime minister of Canada, Stef Carse (NOTE: Stef Carse is a Canadian singer).
P: Well, he’s doing fine, too, and yeah, when you come into a position underestimated it gives you an opportunity to prove the pundints (NOTE: she calls pundits pundints) and the critics wrong. You work that much harder.

S: I was wondering because you are so next to him, one of my good friends, the prime minister of Quebec, Mr Richard Z Sirois (NOTE: hes a Canadian comedian), have you met him recently? Did he come to one of your rallies?
P: I haven’t seen him at one of the rallies but it’s been great working with the Canadian officials in my role as Governor. We have a great co-operative effort there as we work on all of our resource-development projects. You know, I look forward to working with you and getting to meet you personally and your beautiful wife. Oh my goodness! You’ve added a lot of energy to your country with that, ha, beautiful family of yours.
S: Thank you very much. You know my wife Carla would love to meet you, even though you know she was a bit jealous that I was supposed to speak to you today.
P: (Giggle) Well, give her a big hug for me.
S: You know my wife is a popular singer and a former hot top model and she’s so hot in bed. She even wrote a song for you.
P: Oh my goodness! I didn’t know that!
S: Yes, in French it’s called Le Rouge A Levres Sur Un Cochon (NOTE: it means Lipstick on a Pig), or if you prefer in English, Joe the Plumber…it’s his life, Joe the Plumber.
P: Maybe she understands some of the unfair criticism but I bet you she is such a hard worker, too, and she realizes you just plough through that criticism.

S: I just want to be sure. I dont quite understand the phenomenon Joe the Plumber. That’s not your husband, right?
P: That’s not my husband but he’s a normal American who just works hard and doesn’t want government to take his money.
S: Yes, yes, I understand we have the equivalent of Joe the Plumber in France. It’s called Marcel, the guy with bread under his armpit.
P: Right, that’s what it’s all about, its the middle class and government needing to work for them. You’re a very good example for us here.

S: I must say Governor Palin, I love the documentary they made on your life. You know, Hustler’s Nailin’ Palin?
P: Ohh, good, thank you! Yes.
S: That was really edgy.
P: (Giggle) Well, good. …”

Secret Kangaroo Club

October 24, 2008 - 3 Responses

Pretty much self explanatory. If you haven’t heard of the club, then please use common sense (although that doesn’t always work with me ;) ) or just use google and my name (esmilita).

Here’s how it works:

I make the rules, I make the shirts, free, fun[ny], um, yeah I actually don’t really care what you do as long as its not anything that will make someone feel bad (I’m talking to you Australian kangie hurter peoples!).

Rules:

  • I’m prez’dent
  • my kangies name is ralphert (although it goes by many nicknames :mrgreen: )
  • I can officially disown you if you break rules
  • Club Shirts are mandatory
  • this is a SECRET club!
  • I can make or unmake rules whenever I want
  • If you continually break them you will be disowned
  • I really don’t care what you do to be honest [although this could change....or not...or will it....it could....but it might not....you never know....or do you....?]

I am now taking shirt orders. Oh but to get yours shown, you must answer one question I make personally via comment [ no matter how stupid it may be].

Cutest pic you’ll see today! (excluding header of course!)

September 20, 2008 - Leave a Response

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How To Get Banned From K-Mart

August 11, 2008 - One Response

12 March 2005

Jon Walker
Store Manager
K-Mart Store 4855
Summit Ridge, Reno NV,, 89503

Mrs. Fenton
35 Rasmussen Street
Moores Park, Reno NV. 89503

Dear Mrs. Fenton,

During the preceding six months, our security staff has been monitoring your husbands activities while in our store. The list below details his offenses, all of which have been verified by our surveillance cameras and we have retained copies on tape.

We have reportedly given your husband verbal warnings while in this store and he has subsequently ignored them. He replied to these warnings with rudeness and the response “while the wife shops here. I will come too.” We are therefore forced to ban you, your husband, and your family from this store.

The following list details your husband’s activities in this store over the past six months.

June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in other shoppers’ carts while they weren’t looking.

July 2: Set all the alarms in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

July7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor heading to the restrooms.

July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone,” Code 3 in Housewares” and watched what happened.

August 4: Went to the Customer Service desk and asked to put a bag of M&M’s on lay-away.

September 14: Moved a “Caution – Wet Floor” sign to a carpeted area.

September 15: Set up a tent in the camping area and told other shoppers he’d invite them in if they brought pillows.

September 23: When staff members offered him assistance, he begins to cry and asks “Why can’t you people just leave me alone?

October 4: Looked right into the security camera, used it as a mirror, and prominently picked his nose.

November 10: While in the gun and hunting department, he asked the clerk if he knew where the anti-depressants were.

December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously loudly humming the theme song to Mission: Impossible.

December 6: In the auto section, practiced his “Madonna look” using different sized funnels.

December 18:
Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled “PICK ME! PICK ME!

December 21:
Whenever an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumes the fetal passion and screams “NO! NO! IT’S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!

December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a while, then yelled very loudly, “THERE’S NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!

John F. Walker
Store Manager

Ahh – Stop It!

June 26, 2008 - Leave a Response

Geez, my stupid left knee really hurts its been like that on and off for the past like three days and even stupider tylenol doesn’t help very much at all. :roll: My mom says that it’s cuz of gym but im not totally sure.

Red Hot Sea Monkeys Of Venus

June 25, 2008 - 4 Responses

Oh my gosh! I was so excited! I visit The Chipmunk Club whenever I’m on the computer and today when I went on there was a post called The Chipmunk Club Awards [Part 1] & [Part 2]! And then, it was so funny, you have to go read it. Everything from the search for the Person With A Wig all the way down to the awards to the comments! And so I obviously comment a lot (although Bones 979 comments more -–Yeah Bones!!!) but my award was for Randomest Fan!

Here are the links to all of the awards :) :

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Oh and by the way, if you’re wondering about the title, I can explain that, well sort of anyway. See I’m taking summer school gym (I did not fail!) so that I do not have to take it next year. And it’s like half way done so we’re switching volleyball teams. This really stinks too because I really liked my old team (The Fluffy Purple Smurfs) but my new team really isn’t that great. What I mean is that they’re all really good and I’m not, just sorta okay. So I decided since I’m on a new team, we should have a new name, hence The Red Hot Sea Monkey’s of Venus!

Jaime Lynn Spears Doll

June 23, 2008 - Leave a Response

Click here to go to a link to see a picture of a Jaime Lynn Spears Barbie Doll.  It’s pretty funny :lol:

Ugh

June 11, 2008 - Leave a Response

I’m not really into this blog anymore. I’m trying to work on another website that is all about my goldenretriever, Chelsea. If, you do happen to stumble upon [the soon to be a dotcom domain] this, you should know that I have a lot saved right now that is not yet “published” for everyone to see.

In other words, this post is called, Ugh, because my ankle hurts and is stiff today like all day and I’m not positive it will be fine tomorrow[although I am hoping that it will be].

ur laff of de day

May 24, 2008 - Leave a Response

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more cat pictures

The Fries….They are French!

May 20, 2008 - One Response

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